That's just wrong!

by MickM | 24-09-2009 | Blog 508 views

Seriously. Have you ever had that? When you sit down in the tram or subway (or maybe even a bus) and a gorgeous girl sits down near you who looks almost perfect. You start thinking... there has got to be something wrong with this girl. I'm saying there should be! Oh no! But I'm talking about stuff like this being too good to be true.

I don't know if this is the same with girls looking at perfect men, but it almost should be... ANYHOO there I was, looking at her, and usually it's some silly turn-off as smoking. (Yes children, smoking is bad)
Or when a girl has a really deep and low manly voice. It's almost as if you're listening to Max Payne or Rorschach narrating the date you're having. Ew...

But no, this was as a turn-off as it was hilarious.

This girl picked up her ringing phone and answered with the most awesome, and yet weirdest, voice ever. NIKO BELLIC!

Yeah! That Niko Bellic from Rockstar's GTA IV. The eastern-european ladiezman who killed people but still had morals... the guy who had the annoying cousin who always wanted to go see some BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES with him... the guy who, when falling out of a car, flies through the air like a spastic ragdoll with weights attached to it. Yeah, *that* Niko Bellic.

Sure, it's all funny when you see a guy talk like him in real life, but a girl?
I'm sure SOME people out there would find it hot, also considdering she looked super handsome, but could you imagine having a relation with her? It's so odd!
You'd be having breakfast with her and she'd be all like "MEEK, CAN YUU PASS ME THE SUUGAR, I'M LOOKING FUR THAT SPECIAL SOOMTHING!"
Or you're watching some Italian art and you tell her you wonder what kind of building this is and she says " ROMAN.. YUU IIIIDIOT!"

Okay, that one was far-fetched, but still.. would you do her?
I wouldn't. I'd be laughing the entire time she talks.

Amazing how I can deticate an entire blogpost about something that happened in 40 seconds. Cool huh? :D